Arian Foster

Ladies,

I know the replay of the VMA's are still on so most of you still won't see this until tomorrow sometime but I DON'T CARE. That is how pissed off I am right now. I have basically sat at my computer for the last 7 hours fuming thinking about how shitty the Colts are on defense. Seriously, did they just dress up the 11 runner ups to the Miss Indiana pagaent and let them run wild because that's what it looked like. But now onto the man who has incited this bane in me deeply with a passionate fire that won't go out until I see Arian Foster fall victim to Parkinson's in his early 60's for a poor career choice.

I'm breaking this up so it's easier to read for the morons (looking at you Breesus Believuhs) What kind of neo-nazi name is Arian? Seriously what were his parents thinking naming a kid that? It doesn't make any sense that he'd be this good, let's break that down:

1.) He is from NEW MEXICO - what good has come out of anything Mexico other than Michael Vick aliases used to give girls Herpes? Before today, I didn't even know people actually lived in that shit hole let alone born and raised there.

2.) He was coached by Lane Kiffin - Has Lane Kiffin taken anybody and developed them into an NFL talent? Don't even mention Mark Sanchez, if there was a QB in high school that was NFL ready it was that guy. But lets look at Kiffin's other wunderkin Matty 'Ice' Leinart.

3.) He went to TENNESSEE - according to wikipedia that's a school. But I had to look that up considering they haven't been relevant since that inbred looking QB for the Colts "graduated" from there.

3.) Here are a list of backs he was either behind or split time with whilehe was at Tennessee
a.) Gerald Riggs Jr. - Who did so well in my Madden 2006 imported draft class dynasty I never bought that fucking game again.
b.) LaMarcus Coker - I don't know this to be a fact, but I assume he was related to the former Da U coach Larry Coker so I can't imagine he was very good.
c.) Montavius Hardesty - He was drafted by the BROWNS, who have clearly proven they have no ability to scout offensive talent, they signed Jake Delhomme for fuck's sake.
d.) Bryce Brown - The number 1 recruit in the nation who transferred out this year because he "missed his mommy"

Now I by no means am upset that I'm losing this week as it's useless with a majority of people in my league to complain, but I was supposed to be 16-0 none of this 15-1 bullshit